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Time Magazine, January 2, 1939: Hitler as Man of the Year

This cover featured an elaborate illustration of Hitler playing “his hymn of hate in a desecrated cathedral while victims dangle on a St. Catherine’s wheel while the Nazi hierarchy looks on.” Baron Rudolph Charles von Ripper was a Catholic that fled Hitler’s Germany, and the artist of this disturbing piece. By 1938, Hitler had firmly seized power in Germany, taken over Austria and Czechoslovakia, and had been given a free hand in Eastern Europe by the English prime minister of the time, Neville Chamberlain. Time has had to defend this choice throughout history, and at the time defended it by stating that the “Man of the Year” was a title bestowed on the person who had most influenced events of the previous year.

Time Magazine, April 8, 1966: Is God Dead?

This cover has been called the most controversial of all time. The related article concerned the “death of god movement” that had sprung up in the 1960’s. The cover and article enraged readers.

Life, November 26, 1965: War In Vietnam

Paul Schutzers captured this arresting image of a VietCong prisoner being taken prisoner by American forces during the Vietnam War. Photography and news coverage like this helped to turn the American public against the Vietnam war. While Schutzers was one of LIFE’s best photographers, he was killed on assignment during the Six-Day War of 1967 between Israel and its neighbouring states of Egypt, Jordan, and Syria.

Esquire, April 1968: The Passion of Ali

This smart rendition of Muhammad Ali was created to illustrate his martyrdom to his cause after he refused to join the US military due to his religious beliefs and was subsequently stripped of his heavyweight boxing title. The piece was done after the same manner as “The Martyrdom of St. Sebastian”, a popular theme through medieval art but most recognizable in the painting by Andrea Mantegna.

Esquire, May 1969: The Drowning of Andy Warhol

Another triumph of Esquire’s former visionary Art Director, George Lois, this picture combined two separate shots of a soup can and Warhol. In the first ten years of his employment at Esquire, circulation was boosted from 500,000 to 2 million, a figure for which his covers were partially responsible. This shot references Warhol’s famous “soup can” exhibits that symbolized the American avant-garde art movement.

Playboy, October 1971: First Playboy African-American Woman


This cover was the first Playboy cover to feature an African-American woman. The model is Darine Stern and the photographer was Richard Fegley.

National Lampoon, January 1973: If You Don’t Buy This Magazine…


While this cover didn’t do much more than make people laugh when it came out despite its violent overtones, Ronald G. Harris’ famous cover shot definitely raised a few eyebrows in pre-Photoshop days.

The New Yorker, March 29, 1976: Steinberg Map of New York

This portrayal of a New Yorker’s idea of what the rest of the United States looks like was drawn by Saul Steinberg. The artist sued Columbia Pictures over their movie poster for “Moscow on the Hudson”, which does seem to be derived from Steinberg’s cover down to the placement of the title. Steinberg won the case.

Rolling Stone, January 22, 1981: John Lennon and Yoko Ono


Annie Leibovitz took this shot just hours before John Lennon was shot outside of his apartment building, the Dakota, in New York City on December 8, 1980. Leibovitz originally wanted to take the shot of Lennon alone but he insisted that his wife be in the pictures. This cover was named the most popular magazine cover of the past 40 years by the American Society of Magazine Publishers.

Vanity Fair, August 1991: Demi Moore, Pregnant and Nude

This cover was shot by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz and was decried as shameful and disgusting when it was released. Some stores sent back the issue, or only sold it with a brown paper covering the “offensive” image. It has spawned countless celebrity nude pregnancy shots done in the same fashion, and helped to launch Demi Moore’s career into the stratosphere.

Vanity Fair, August 1993: K.D. Lang and Cindy Crawford

The cover was meant to be as controversial as the country star’s career. According to the cover story, Lang got more grief from the country music industry over her decision to join PETA than her decision to come out as a lesbian.

Time Magazine, June 27, 1994: OJ Mug Shot Controversy

In 1994, OJ Simpson was accused of murdering his wife, Nicole. In 1995, he was acquitted after a long and highly publicized trial. The photo used on the cover of Time Magazine was manipulated to make OJ look darker in skin tone and more menacing. For comparison, see the Newsweek cover which uses the original shot without any alteration.

The Economist, September 10, 1994: The Camel-Humping Issue

Obvious Black Eyed Peas references aside, this cover drew some fire for the UK-based magazine. The cover was printed for the North American market only.

Time, April 14 1997: Ellen’s Coming-Out Issue

Time’s cover and exclusive story left no doubt in the minds of all Americans that Ellen was, in fact, gay. Even in 1997, coming out could be perilous for a star’s career. While it may now seem like a mere bump in the road due to Ellen’s stunning success, at the time TV outlets in rural America pulled her show.

Wired, June 1997: 101 Ways to Save Apple

When this magazine went to press, Steve Jobs had just rejoined Apple through Apple’s acquisition of his NeXT Software Inc. While the cover was a bit more pessimistic than the story it was meant to illustrate, it remains one of the top magazine covers of all time. We don’t think anyone would try to give Jobs advice today, but back then Mac fans would have done anything they could to help the ailing corporation.

Time, Dec 21, 1998: Devil Horns on Clinton

This was one of several magazine covers that featured Bill Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky scandal. In 1995, Lewinsky was an intern at the White House during Clinton’s presidency, and they had an intimate affair. The scandal broke when Lewinsky confided in a colleague in January of 1998. The scandal eventually resulted in Clinton’s impeachment. The top of the letter “M” in the Time masthead appear to be resting on the top of Clinton’s head as horns. The devil horns were written off by Time as an accident of masthead placement rather than a deliberate act.

Esquire Magazine, December 2000: The Crotch Shot

This shot of Clinton was said to be inspired by the Lincoln Memorial, but was interpreted as an obvious reference to the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Like the Obama couple satire in the New Yorker seen further down, this cover drew fire from both sides of the political fence.

The New Yorker, Sept. 24, 2001: Twin Towers in Silhouette

This cover was a graphical as well as an editorial success. The magazine succeeded in creating a fitting and classic memorial to the victims of the tragedy and the buildings themselves in true upscale New Yorker fashion. Covers editor Franoise Mouly created a testament to the Twin Towers that drew on the inspiration of Ad Reinhardt’s black-on-black paintings.

Entertainment Weekly, May 2 2003: Dixie Chicks

The Dixie Chicks set off a firestorm when they criticized then-president George W. Bush for invading Iraq on the grounds that Iraq was manufacturing weapons of mass destruction. The Dixie Chicks used their weapons of mass distraction on this provocative cover.

Seventeen, May 2003: Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Zombie Arm

This horrendously manipulated stock photo of Sarah Michelle Gellar made the mag send an expensive purse by way of apology. Gellar returned the purse since she didn’t wear leather. While the practice of using stock photos for covers is common, flagrant abuse of Photoshop is something that the art department and editor usually catch before print time.

Rolling Stone, January 2006: The Passion of Kanye West

Rolling Stone tipped a thorny hat to Esquire’s portrayal of Ali with this 2006 cover. It isn’t known if the cover was meant to be a joke about the singer’s ego, but most people found it very funny. Religious fans of the magazine didn’t find it as hilarious, and the odd cover story that went with it in which the singer admits to a porn addiction just made the whole thing awkward. The tone of the cover feels current in light of the singer’s recent mike-grabbing moment at the 2009 VMA’s.

Baby Talk, August 2006

While this image seems benign to most people who have been involved with a baby in one fashion or another, the cover was decried as obscene. Even though moms made up the target demographic, a survey of 4000 of them turned up the fact that 25% had a negative response. One mother actually shredded the magazine so that her 13-year old son couldn’t see it. Not that he likely noticed; he was probably on the computer downloading porn watching tips from Kanye.

Texas Monthly, January 2007: **** Cheney Cover Issue

Building on the famous 1973 Lampoon cover, Texas Monthly took a jab at the Vice-President’s hunting accident where he shot a colleague in the face. This cover won the 2007 Best Cover Line of the Year Award from the Magazine Publishers of America.

Time, August 29, 2007: Devil Horns on Billy Graham

The blogosphere was rife with rumours about this cover. This was probably not intentional. Time Magazine has claimed that all of its “Devil Horn” covers through the ages are mere coincidences. For a defense of the Time Magazine position, this blog post has a list of Time Magazine covers that have devil horns but no potential hidden meaning. Accident of their masthead design, or subtle editorial statement? You decide…

Golfweek, January 19, 2008: The Noose that Hung an Editor

This cover was born out of the comments of a golf anchorman, Kelly Tlighman, that fellow players should “lynch (Tiger Woods) in a back alley” and the subsequent feature story that was published in that edition of Golfweek. PGA Tour director Tim Finchem had this to say about it: “Clearly, what Kelly said was inappropriate and unfortunate, and she obviously regrets her choice of words, but we consider Golfweek’s imagery of a swinging noose on its cover to be outrageous and irresponsible”. A day after the cover was published, the editor was let go.

People Magazine, March 2008: Brangelina Twins

This cover and photo shoot sacrificed People’s editorial soul for a first shot at the Brangelina twins. Instead of their usual journalistic even-handed approach, they seemingly acquiesced to the couple’s need for nothing but positive coverage in order to get a scoop on the rest of the world with the first baby pictures. While People magazine denied these charges as “categorically false”, the coverage was nevertheless very rosy-cheeked in tone.

Vogue, April 2008: King Kong Cover

This cover of model Gisele Bundchen and sports star Lebron James was considered to be a racist portrayal of “King Kong”. Images that portray black males as threatening “reinforce the criminalization of black men,” said Damion Thomas, assistant professor in the Department of Kinesiology at University of Maryland. The cover was supposed to showcase two stars with excellent bodies, in keeping with the “Shape” theme of the issue.

The New Yorker, July 21, 2008: The Obama Couple Satire

This cover by famous New Yorker cartoonist Barry Blitt was heavily criticized by both the McCain and Obama camps during the 2008 US election. While the piece was meant to be a satire of allegations lobbed at the couple by their detractors, its inopportune appearance during a campaign didn’t have Obama’s supporters laughing as hard as the magazine intended.

OK Magazine, June 2009: Michael Jackson Death Photo

Fans were upset over the magazine’s decision to publish this photo. Sarah Ivens, editorial director, said that the cover decision was made since they wanted to stand out from all of the tribute covers that were dominating the stands that week. Jackson died on June 25, 2009 after being given a cocktail of drugs by his physician.

It sounds like the birth story of an ancient goddess, but it’s true. Ms Cheindza was near term in 2000 when flood waters raged through her town in Mozambique. She climbed a tree to escape the crocodile-infested waters and stayed there for four days with nothing to drink or eat. Finally on the fourth day, her baby came. Soon after, helicopters arrived to winch the mother and the baby, Rosita, to safety. Her umbilical cord was still attached when she winched to safety by a South African helicopter crew. Her 26-year-old mother, torn by labour pains as she clutched the branches where she had sought refuge, was exhausted and near the end when rescuers discovered her precarious perch.

Born in McDonald’s restroom

A baby was born in a Washington State McDonald’s restroom and the mother didn’t know she was pregnant. Most mothers have months to prepare for a child, but Danille Miller had just minutes.

Miller was working the nightshift at the McDonald’s in Vancouver, Washington when she suddenly ran into the restroom feeling ill. Her co-worker, Jaynae Herrera ran in after her. Herrera asked if Miller was okay but something was definitely not normal. Miller was in pain and shaking. And to her shock, she was giving birth to a baby, right over the toilet.

Born on a train and slipped through the toilet

As if birth wasn’t a hard enough way to enter the world, try surviving, then falling through a toilet and onto moving train tracks. That’s the tale mother Bhuri Kalbi of Rajasthan, India, will have to tell her daughter. Kalbi was only seven months pregnant and on a train’s toilet when she gave birth early. She fainted before she realized what had happened. “My delivery was so sudden,” Bhuri Kalbi told Reuters. “I did not even realize that my child had slipped from the hole in the toilet.” According to Reuters, many trains in India have toilets that are just chutes which empty directly on the tracks below.

Born at 5th Avenue

A woman successfully delivered a baby girl on Fifth Avenue, New York. The baby was greeted by onlookers from Central Park applauding the doctors who delivered the child in the parents SUV. One lady who heard the commotion, Lucille Nassery, said she could hear the pregnant lady screaming from her office. Mother, Elizabeth Brew, 39, was less than a block away from the hospital with her husband when the baby began to crown. She was 33-weeks pregnant. Hospital staff and Physicians rushed to the scene with equipment to help Dr. Anya Kogan deliver the newborn. After delivering a 4 pound and 13 ounce girl, Brew was rushed away to a delivery room at the hospital, where she then delivered a 5 pound, 5 ounce twin boy.

Born in a post office

A healthy baby girl was delivered at a post office in Wisbech, Cambridgeshire before paramedics had arrived. Mother Sonia Marina Nascimento (which means birth in Portuguese), who is Portuguese, had visited the shop to buy mobile phone credit when she gave birth to baby Dulce. The babywas weighed on parcel scales. Post master Paul Childs, 58, said: “We put the baby on the scales and she weighed 5lb 15oz (2.34kg).” He added: “We worked out that’s the equivalent of an £8.22 first class parcel.”

Born at 30,000ft

Nicola Delemere started struggling through the pain of contractions, when she and her husband were 30,000ft in the air on a plane to Crete, she was 25 weeks into her pregnancy – and there were no doctors on board. The jet had been diverted when her waters broke but Mrs Delemere knew that Alfie couldn’t wait for landing. Thankfully, flight supervisor Carol Miller was there. The woman used a drinking straw to clear the boy’s lungs, before carrying out mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and heart massage for half an hour. She relied on her basic medical training, and a retired nurse and ambulance driver were also there to help. The baby was born somewhere above Dusseldorf in Germany. The plane soon arrived at Gatwick Airport and Alfie was taken straight to hospital. First Choice Airways gave the new family a free trip to Cuba once Alfie could fly

Born at the London Subway Station

A pregnant British woman got off her London Underground subway train at Kingsbury Station, north west London and all of a sudden, her water broke and she went into labor on the platform. Paramedics were called, who decided that there wasn’t enough time to get her to hospital. And 35 minutes later Julia Kowalska gave birth to a healthy baby girl in the station supervisor’s office.

Born in a shrimp boat

Shrimp boat captain Ed Kiesel had to think fast and put his creativity to the test when the boat’s cook went into labor 30 miles at sea. Kiesel did what he could with a brand new package of paper towels, a first aid handbook and some net twine.
The baby boy came out breach (feet first) and had the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck, but Kiesel managed to deliver him. The only problem was the baby wasn’t breathing. Kiesel tried to clear the baby’s nose, rub its back and after 25 minutes of CPR, the baby boy breathed on his own.

Born in an elevator

Ashton Lee Simola’s arrival in this world began in a hospital elevator with his mother shouting at his father, “He’s here! Catch him!” The 6 pound, 1 ounce baby was delivered in the B Elevator at Carson Tahoe Regional Medical Center. Heather, two weeks shy of her due date for their second child, had stopped at her husband’s job at United Rentals to bring him lunch. As they sat eating in the car together, Heather started having contractions. Rob raced to the hospital down Arrowhead Drive with Heather wailing next to him. Traffic at Arrowhead and Highway 395 was thick. Rob drove into the right turn lane next to a JAC bus going straight. He pantomimed to the driver that his wife was pregnant and he wanted to get in front. The bus driver got the picture and let him in.

Born on his mother’s front lawn

A Fullerton, Calif., woman gave birth in a very unlikely place: her front lawn. Thirty six year old Jessica Higgins was reportedly on her way home from the shopping mall when she went into labor and gave birth to her daughter Mary Claire, six weeks prior to her due date. Her two-year-old son was sleeping in the backseat of the car.
Higgins dialed 911 when she got home, but when police arrived she had already given birth and was standing in the driveway holding the newborn.

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Andhra Pradesh chief minister Y S Rajasekhara Reddy was died in a chopper crash.

Debris of the helicopter that carried the Andhra chief minister, Y S Rajasekhara Reddy lies scattered at the crash site on a hill about 275 kilometers (170 miles) south of the state capital, Hyderabad on Thursday, 3rd September 2009.

Y S Rajasekhara Reddy and four other people were killed when their helicopter crashed in the dense jungles of southern India during a pounding rainstorm, the government announced on3rd September 2009.

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According to reports, Tendulkar purchased Dorab Villa from its owners, the Satra Group, for around Rs 35 crore.

“We sold Dorab Villa to Sachin Tendulkar in December,” Dr Vijay Satra, brother of managing director Praful Satra, who had purchased the property, told a Mumbai newspaper.

Dorab Villa was built in the 1920s and originally occupied by a Parsi family — the Wardens. It is a one storey structure, measuring around 9,000 square feet, but the property is spread over around 10,000 square feet.

Tendulkar spent all of his growing up years at Sahitya Sahawas in Bandra East before shifting to the plush La Mer building in Bandra West in 2001.

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After seeing these pics i must say Pakistanis have an excellent dreaming power. i won’t be surprised if tomorrow they come up with another map showing China , Japan or even America as a part of ‘Islamic Republic of Pakistan’….what do you think

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The Love Story

In 1989, Michelle Robinson was working at a law firm as an advisor to a summer associate from Harvard Law; his name was Barack Obama. Though he didn’t love the corporate law world, he soon found himself falling for Michelle. After their first date, “We clicked right away…by the end of the date it was over…I was sold,” Michelle has said.

The Nuptials

After dating for three years, Michelle and Barack tied the knot on October 3, 1992. Of their vows, Michelle has said, “Barack didn’t pledge riches, only a life that would be interesting. On that promise he delivered.”

The Dress

A lifelong fashion lover, Michelle Obama was stunning in a fashion-forward wedding gown on her big day. For her nuptials, she wore an off-the-shoulder pure white duchess satin gown with a sweetheart neckline. The dress also featured floral appliques, and she accessorized with a princess-length veil and full-length gloves

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   2. Alampata Ever Eternal Lord
   3. Amit Incomparable Lord
   4. Anantachidrupamayam Infinite and Consciousness Personified
   5. Avaneesh Lord of the whole World
   6. Avighna Remover of Obstacles
   7. Balaganapati Beloved and Lovable Child
      
   8. Bhalchandra Moon-Crested Lord
   9. Bheema Huge and Gigantic
   10. Bhupati Lord of the Gods
   11. Bhuvanpati God of the Gods
   12. Buddhinath God of Wisdom
   13. Buddhipriya Knowledge Bestower
   14. Buddhividhata God of Knowledge
   15. Chaturbhuj One who has Four Arms
   16. Devadeva Lord of All Lords
   17. Devantakanashakarin Destroyer of Evils and Asuras
   18. Devavrata One who accepts all Penances
   19. Devendrashika Protector of All Gods
   20. Dharmik One who gives Charity
   21. Dhoomravarna Smoke-Hued Lord
   22. Durja Invincible Lord
   23. Dvaimatura One who has two Mothers
   24. Ekaakshara He of the Single Syllable
   25. Ekadanta Single-Tusked Lord
   26. Ekadrishta Single-Tusked Lord
   27. Eshanputra Lord Shiva’s Son
   28. Gadadhara One who has The Mace as His Weapon
   29. Gajakarna One who has Eyes like an Elephant
   30. Gajanana Elephant-Faced Lord
   31. Gajananeti Elephant-Faced Lord
   32. Gajavakra Trunk of The Elephant
   33. Gajavaktra One who has Mouth like an Elephant
   34. Ganadhakshya Lord of All Ganas (Gods)
   35. Ganadhyakshina Leader of All The Celestial Bodies
   36. Ganapati Lord of All Ganas (Gods)
   37. Gaurisuta The Son of Gauri (Parvati)
   38. Gunina One who is The Master of All Virtues
   39. Haridra One who is Golden Coloured
   40. Heramba Mother’s Beloved Son
   41. Kapila Yellowish-Brown Coloured
   42. Kaveesha Master of Poets
   43. Krti Lord of Music
   44. Kripalu Merciful Lord
   45. Krishapingaksha Yellowish-Brown Eyed
   46. Kshamakaram The Place of Forgiveness
   47. Kshipra One who is easy to Appease
   48. Lambakarna Large-Eared Lord
   49. Lambodara The Huge Bellied Lord
   50. Mahabala Enormously Strong Lord
   51. Mahaganapati Omnipotent and Supreme Lord
   52. Maheshwaram Lord of The Universe
   53. Mangalamurti All Auspicious Lord
   54. Manomay Winner of Hearts
   55. Mrityuanjaya Conqueror of Death
   56. Mundakarama Abode of Happiness
   57. Muktidaya Bestower of Eternal Bliss
   58. Musikvahana One who has mouse as charioteer
   59. Nadapratithishta One who Appreciates and Loves Music
   60. Namasthetu Vanquisher of All Evils & Vices & Sins
   61. Nandana Lord Shiva’s Son
   62. Nideeshwaram Giver of Wealth and Treasures
   63. Omkara One who has the Form Of OM
   64. Pitambara One who has Yellow-Coloured Body
   65. Pramoda Lord of All Abodes
   66. Prathameshwara First Among All
   67. Purush The Omnipotent Personality
   68. Rakta One who has Red-Coloured Body
   69. Rudrapriya Beloved Of Lord Shiva
   70. Sarvadevatman Acceptor of All Celestial Offerings
   71. Sarvasiddhanta Bestower of Skills and Wisdom
   72. Sarvatman Protector of The Universe
   73. Shambhavi The Son of Parvati
   74. Shashivarnam One who has a Moon like Complexion
   75. Shoorpakarna Large-Eared Lord
   76. Shuban All Auspicious Lord
   77. Shubhagunakanan One who is The Master of All Virtues
   78. Shweta One who is as Pure as the White Colour
   79. Siddhidhata Bestower of Success & Accomplishments
   80. Siddhipriya Bestower of Wishes and Boons
   81. Siddhivinayaka Bestower of Success
   82. Skandapurvaja Elder Brother of Skand (Lord Kartik)
   83. Sumukha Auspicious Face
   84. Sureshwaram Lord of All Lords
   85. Swaroop Lover of Beauty
   86. Tarun Ageless
   87. Uddanda Nemesis of Evils and Vices
   88. Umaputra The Son of Goddess Uma (Parvati)
   89. Vakratunda Curved Trunk Lord
   90. Varaganapati Bestower of Boons
   91. Varaprada Granter of Wishes and Boons
   92. Varadavinayaka Bestower of Success
   93. Veeraganapati Heroic Lord
   94. Vidyavaridhi God of Wisdom
   95. Vighnahara Remover of Obstacles
   96. Vignaharta Demolisher of Obstacles
   97. Vighnaraja Lord of All Hindrances
   98. Vighnarajendra Lord of All Obstacles
   99. Vighnavinashanaya Destroyer of All Obstacles & Impediments
   100. Vigneshwara Lord of All Obstacles
   101. Vikat Huge and Gigantic
   102. Vinayaka Lord of All
   103. Vishwamukha Master of The Universe
   104. Vishwaraja King of The World
   105. Yagnakaya Acceptor of All Sacred & Sacrficial Offerings
   106. Yashaskaram Bestower of Fame and Fortune
   107. Yashvasin Beloved and Ever Popular Lord
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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

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