Top 10 Funniest Newspaper Classified ads
Top 10 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds
Actual ads from classified sections of city newspapers
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Illiterate? Write today for free help.
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Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.
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3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
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Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
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Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
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We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
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